Monthly Archive for: ‘June, 2005’
Back in Nisky
Here’s the story… As I said I had strep throat and was given antibiotics. After a week (during which I kept going to work), I still had a fever and was feeling worse. I went back to Ritenour and they did some blood work, concluding I also had Mono. Obviously work was not an option, so without any money I …
Strep Throat and Constant
Turns out I’ve been feeling like hell because I’ve got strep throat. Turns out it’s not a week for the family… my dad is sick at home with a fever and my grandfather hasn’t been feeling well either. My brother has to go to physical therapy and the wonderful Mrs. Chalfin, known to some as mom, has to deal with …
BBQ and Chainsaws
I awoke on this fine Sunday morning known as Father’s Day (Happy Fathers Day!) to the sound of chainsaws. Let me tell you it scared me pretty good and I just about flew out of my bed. I mentioned in the previous blog how the tree fell that one night. Well they picked this morning to cut it apart I …
Ambulance LTD
Listening to them as usual, plus Foo Fighters and Queens of the Stone Age. Didn’t have work today so I finally was able to see Batman Begins. I seriously need a batmobile because in Pennsylvania there are some bad drives. It’d just be easier if I could plow over them and/or jump from rooftop to rooftop. Also I was able …
Batman and George W Bush
It’s a sauna in the northeast apparently… the almighty George W Bush was here today speaking about Social Security. You know what that means to me? It means taking the long way everywhere because they shut down all the nearby roads. I was out running when I saw the presidential helicopter followed by Air Force One (the non-747 version) fly …
Michael Jackson and Air Hockey
First off, I have no idea if Michael Jackson is really a homosexual pedophile (as Norm MacDonald always used to say on Weekend Update back in 93…) “Michael Jackson celebrated his 35th birthday yesterday with an 8 year old…” “…bottle of wine.” Ah Norm, the days when Weekend Update was really funny and the delivery was more important than the …
Site Update
Long story short the moving-on project after the recent catastrophe will be completely revising the website. It’s grown a lot since I created it but overall not much has changed in terms of design. It’ll take weeks to do but I think it’s in need of a facelift. If any of you saw Star Wars Episode III, check these out: …




